Keep It Clean and Sexy: A Guide to Safer Playtime!
Hey there, adventurous readers! Today, we're diving into the exciting and often overlooked world of keeping things clean in the realm of adult toys and accessories. After all, when it comes to intimate moments, a little hygiene goes a long way! Our guide will help you navigate the labyrinth of cleanliness, ensuring your playtime is not only thrilling but safe too.
Understanding the Lingo: Clean, Sanitize, Disinfect, Sterilize
Let's break down the fancy terminology because, hey, knowledge is power, right?
Clean: Well, this one's a no-brainer. It's all about removing dirt.
Sanitize: Freeing surfaces from dirt using cleaning methods.
Disinfect: Using chemicals to eliminate most known pathogenic microorganisms. Note, it's not sterilization!
High-level Disinfect: Wiping out nearly all microorganisms, excluding bacterial spores.
Sterilize: The grand slam – obliterating all living microorganisms, including spores. It's either sterile or not, no in-betweens!
Leather Lovin'
Leather, cloth, and hair – oh my! They're porous, creating cozy homes for microbes. Dr. Charles Moser suggests letting leather toys chill in the breeze for a week post-use – apparently, viruses don't love the fresh air.
Topgrain Floggers: Give 'em a gentle wipe-down with a damp cloth and pamper them with a quality leather conditioner. Hang them proudly!
Suede Sorrow: Suede needs TLC but isn't a fan of water. Air-dry after use and wield a suede brush to bring back the nap.
Whip Wisdom: Whips demand constant care. Wipe, brush, lather, and condition – keep those intricate braids happy!
Wood, Plastic, Metal, Oh My!
Cleaning comes first for these materials. The CDC says scrubbing is key – it's like a mini-workout for your toys!
Plastic, Metal, etc.: Soak in a mild bleach solution (10% bleach, 90% water) for 15 minutes. Sayonara, germs!
Wood Woes: Sorry, bleach won't cut it here. Wooden toys need a different approach. Surface clean, air dry, and hope for no splits.
Rubber, Cloth, Synthetics: Soap and water work wonders. Some can handle a bleach bath, but be gentle – no one likes a deteriorating toy.
"Miracle" Products – Friend or Foe?
Antibacterial Soaps/Detergents: Triclosan can be a leather vampire – it sucks out moisture. Stick to nature-inspired soaps.
Antibacterial Wipes/Sprays: Effective on hard surfaces, not so much on leather. Pre-cleaning is a must!
Rubbing Alcohol: A low-level disinfectant – great for non-porous items, not so much for the tough stuff.
UV Light: Not your kitchen blacklight! UV-C can break down materials, so be cautious with your precious toys.
Wrapping It Up
In the wild world of adult play, cleanliness isn't just a virtue; it's a necessity. Armed with this guide, you can now navigate the realms of leather, whips, and even wooden wonders with confidence. So, go forth, play safe, and keep it clean, you adventurous souls! Happy playtime!
Reflection Questions:
Who’s job is it in your house to clean the toys?
What other techniques do you use to clean toys?